Previously posted on my Facebook Page.
DOGS spend much of their day snoozing, but in the hours they're awake, they probably spend time thinking about some of the same things that a 2- or 3-year-old child would: Solving problems, what's for dinner, what's that over there? Until cats taught them stuff like objectivist epistemology, cognitive psychology, cultural anthropology, constructivist pedagogy of babedawgs and koolcats etcetera. 🐕🙄🐕
NUMEROUS studies indicate that social media use is linked to increased risks of depression, anxiety, loneliness, and low self-esteem. Other studies also say self-esteem is negatively associated with mobile phone addiction. The higher the individual's self-esteem, the lower the degree of mobile phone addiction. Fake news? I guess? Maybe it depends on what brand of cellphone you own? Samsung Galaxy S24 or Apple 1Phone 15? You reckon? 🥹📱📲
THE majority of cats can happily coexist with a dog if they are given time to comfortably get to know each other. If a puppy and kitten are raised together, they generally will learn right away to tolerate each other, and some cats and dogs grow to be real friends, even playing and napping together. Also, when they get really friendly with each other, cats teach dogs how to play chess and Uno, and how to google stuff or fiddle with the TV remote. 🐈🫂🐕
CAN a cat learn chess? While many animals have demonstrated impressive cognitive abilities, training them to play chess is highly unlikely. Chess requires a complex understanding of rules, strategy, and abstract thinking, which are difficult for most animals to grasp. Fizz The Wiz: “Fake news! Pasckie Dude, whoever told you that is wrong! I can teach that personage Sicilian Defense, Caro-Kann Defense, Ruy Lopez Opening, or my invention Shinobi Fizzo Tensai Variation.” 🐱♟🐱
DIGITAL wallets are online payment tools, usually in the form of an app. The wallet securely stores virtual versions of debit and credit cards, so you don't need to enter your card details or carry a physical card at all to make payments. You may also get yourself an “digital (--your name–)” a.k.a. A.I. to “hold” your digital wallet. Uh huh. 🤖👝🤖
YUP. AI or robots can now walk your dog. The robot does the job by continuously comparing sent and expected sensor information, running reflex loops, and adapting its motor control patterns. Algorithm stuff. Uh huh. But then, machines malfunction. So when AI/robot and doggie get lost, you’d see posts like: Has anybody seen a border collie with a robot dressed like a Barbie singing Bad Bunny’s `Me Porto Bonito’ repeatedly somewhere in your neighborhood?” 🦮🚶🏃
WHEN it comes to the type of pet owned, conservatives seem more likely to own dogs than cats, with no such difference existing among liberals. Experts say. So conservatives and liberals care for their dogs and cats the way they judge others, read, listen to music, watch a TV series, view Tay-Tay, do sex–based on their ideological paradigm yadda yadda. So when dogs and cats hang, they go, dog: “Hey, are you conservative or liberal?” / cat: “Hello? Just look at my hooman!” 🐈🤔🐕
SNIFFING is just something all dogs, puppies to adult dogs, do to get the lay of the land, mark their regular routes in the neighborhood, and sniff out familiar scents from other dogs marking those spots. Scent sniffing also helps them understand if something, or some new dog, is in their area. You may try it, too. When you walk your dog, sniff with him/her. You’ll know it makes sense. 🐕👃🐕
CATS don't thrive on a grain-rich diet because they should get their calories from animal protein. If you want to share some noodles with your cat, don't. They can be harmful. In fact, Fizz told me via a text that fact a day after she and sis Ching got here from Brother Wolf almost two years ago. Fizz also told me that a cat named Komofukfuk invented noodles but he didn't eat noodles. Like drug lords who don't use (illegal) drugs but they sell them. 🐱🥡🐱
CELLPHONE as a distraction is one of the most urgent issues that worry parents. Recent data from iKeepSafe suggest that 28 percent of teens report that their iPhone time interferes with stuff. So when a mom asks a teenager to wash the dirty dishes, the Gen Z says, “mom, I am busy with TikTok!” mom goes, “Oh okay, sorry. Never mind, I’ll just do it.” If you take your child away from the gadget for 15 solid minutes, that’d make her/him sad, hence depressed. You dig? 👧📱👦













